Last updated: April 9, 2026
We don't collect your data. We don't want your data. We're a website about swearing, not a surveillance operation.
When you vote in the Morning Roll Call, we store the word you submitted and increment a counter. That's it. No IP addresses, no cookies, no tracking pixels, no fingerprinting, no analytics scripts phoning home to Silicon Valley.
We use your browser's localStorage to remember that you've already voted today. This data never leaves your device. You can clear it anytime. We literally cannot access it.
We load fonts from Google Fonts. Google's privacy policy applies to that request. We don't use any other third-party services, trackers, or analytics.
We don't use cookies. Not even the good kind with chocolate chips.
This site is not intended for children under 13. If you're under 13, please close this tab and go do something your parents would approve of. This isn't it.
If we ever change this policy, we'll update the date above. But honestly, our privacy approach is "collect nothing," and that's unlikely to change.
Questions about this policy? Really? Okay. Reach out via the domain name. You'll figure it out.